Protocols Exist
I am a huge proponent of well-managed forests and am an avid reader of Bill Cook’s Column. His column about the supremacy of the paper towel, while written with good intention, pushed the use of paper towels to new sacred heights. Making me think, “Are there paper towels in heaven?” I like Mr. Cook’s column because it forces me to think. How do we analyze our lifestyles to be responsible? I agree with Mr. Cook. The use of paper towels in the big picture of struggling to save the planet is tiny. If we cannot wean ourselves off fossil fuels, we need not worry about paper towel use. But that will not stop me from having a little fun with paper towels and our long wiping history. The “wiper”, at one time, was a worker who went around machines cleaning moving parts of dirt and excess oil. Steam locomotives, ship engine rooms and the Quincy mine Nordberg engine employed workers who made sure machines were cleaned and oiled. Today, the wiper is still employed on the big Military S...